Hypothetical Personal Ad (just practicing)

[maverick_weirdo]

1 Used Husband, Yours for a Song!
Only 1 previous owner (not counting a couple of unsuccessful test drives)
Mid-age model, with some signs of wear and neglect, but with plenty of miles left.
Unique details, just needs some TLC to restore him into a real keeper.

Comments

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I've been Used. That is what made me think of this in the first place.

Also, I am well beyond my warranty.

However I have been updated with a supercharged-fuel-injector (My A.D.D. meds) Which is one of those "Unique Details".