I am a bad man

[maverick_weirdo]

Screw Death

“Jenny, where have you been? Nobody’s seen you for two weeks. We thought something had happened to you.”
“Oh, something happened alright.” She answered with a knowing grin. “You know how you are always warning me that picking up ‘freaks’ will be the death of me some day?”
“Yeah.”
“And what do I always say back?”
“Screw death.”
“Exactly. That’s what I’ve been doing.”
“Huh?”
“He was tall and lean, with the palest skin, wearing a big black cloak. He told me he was Death and the way he said it I believed him. I figured there was only one thing I could do that might change his mind.”
“You mean…”
“After Death came for me he decided I deserved more time, although in some ways it’s a shame. He has spoiled me for mortal men.”
“He was that good?”
“Are you kidding? Death Lasts Forever!”

Comments

[damedini.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's marvellous!!!

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

*grins*

[beable]

Hee!

[happyfunpaul.livejournal.com]

And much better than Taxes!

[mneme]

*giggle*

[sylvari.livejournal.com]

lol!
So glad i logged in tonight to read this. :)

Great way to end the day

[chaoticgoodchic.livejournal.com]

Knowing smile.

Wink